100 Reasons for American Love #98
Invalidate comparisons between cycling explosions of Arctic and Antarctic! Will toungue taste insensate crystals of sugar-molten morsels minted in melted minds of dwarves? Eureka! The frosten-bitten phallus demands the warm, which Biminim will provide! Will you watch if you cannot taste? Oh, to waste time watching while others are tasting! Only in America!
posted by Biminim Strimpoonanamam at 8:00 PM
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Why watch tasting of frost-bitten phallus when all peoples can view tongue on stem of cherry trick in saloons? All drunken tricksters recognize this twist if tongue from days of the bygone. More fun to view this trick. Less to taste frozen phallus; only inquire from male comrades, Nim. They say true to you.
--Women of the globe
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