Buff Thine Own Teak!

The holy fatman of America delivers words. These words to say:
"This is the teak of the fatman of power in the power temple, the Fat Hastert."
"Consider my teak, how it shines. My left hand is resting. $50 buffs my teak. I pay selfishly, selflessly."
"I have more chins than Asia."
"Worship my graven chins."
"And I shall nestle my nether chins upon a throne of teak!"