He Will Run Down Holy Fatmen!

More facial hair that Ricky Bobby and more reality! Who can slay the dragoons of holy fatmen, folly and hasty and hairless? The intimator of an iron horse of teak! Until Ricky Bobby vetoes these hillocks of hairless power--BRAM!--with his Academy Award protruding, we will make allowances for the past possibility of intimation! For Congress! For College President! To protect and project the precious teak of our childhood phantasms!

Kansas!