Thursday, January 18, 2007

100 Reasons for American Love #91


Do you are thinking of the Man Man of Myanmar? Are his feet fleet? No! Nephew Nim has a package to Biminim from America for Crassmass. Will it arrive to Biminim in the Merry Month? Let me chuckles in quiet. Today arrives the parcel with postage. Time rebukes the Parcel Serves of Myanmar. In the parcel, Biminim retrieves the token of Nim. Oh, in the country of the Foundlings, a mind never wastes for working. America! Your invents are many ways to sneak on the backside of necessity. What? The dog has the sexy bottom? To the world of other dogs, that sexy bottom says, "hubble hubble"? A man of Myanmar can sleep in confidence of doggy purity with American minds minding the bottom. Doggie Thong!

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Repellican Mascot


Many fronds to Biminim in the Myanmar have works of American companies. A medium-size frond, name of Sung Li Trun, is a master man of that images of familiar return. Now Trun has the work of GOOP of American. They say, "Hey, Trun. We have a nasty need for the image of that true Repellican, that mind-person of obeyance. Yeah." So Trun slaps to the brain pan the thinks. "I bust a brain cap," says Trun. "Behole: Mindles the Robutt!"